"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"
THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me
I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS
THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)
- bomb: 0:05
- five minutes later
- bomb: 0:04
- mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
- me: video gaem
- mom: no vid game, child.
- me: money
- mom: 4 what
- me: for video gm ae
- mom: outsmarted agen
The Year Is 2782
Everyone in offended by everything. Even being offended is offensive to someone. Being a human being is offensive. Living on Earth is offensive.
This sounds more like the present day
Excuse me I find that offensive
I find you being offend, offensive
The fact that you’re offended by me being offended is outright offensive
waking up on october 1st like
- me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
- me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS